What is society coming to?Are family budgets so tight these days that fathers are now turning against their own children when it comes to feeding them Oscar Meyer Premium Beef hot dogs?  Say it ain’t so, Oscar Meyer!  Say it ain’t so!  Plus, if these hot dogs are part of the Oscar Meyer selects collection, what am I eating when I’m not eating the selects?

And could someone please reassure me…it gets better than this, right?  Contrary to the tagline (which might be a bit of an overpromise) it does eventually get better than hot dogs, doesn’t it?